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What tumblr has done to me

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves